FROM ROMANTICISM TO HANGOVER THERE IS JUST A SIP
What women say

By Maria Orriols May 2016 LIFESTYLE Read in PDF format N9/2016
FROM ROMANTICISM TO HANGOVER THERE IS JUST A SIP The fact that alcohol is a sexual aphrodisiac is well known. But who can honestly control how much they drink to ensure this remains the case and that your performance is not inhibited?

I’m sure we all have had the wonderful experience of dating a guy for dinner with whom you haven’t gone all the way but you are dying to. You meet him in a restaurant and ask for a bottle of wine (or if you are one of those who can take a drink or two, a beer before dinner and a gin and tonic after). For me, this is the perfect measure that makes the alcohol work and you feel, effectively, that a few tipples can be your alleys to a night of passion. Yes, of course, you’ve seen this in many movies. The scene is the following: you start fondling each other in the lift, you get to the apartment after kissing all through the corridor, they key is not getting in the lock, the door finally opens and you fall on the floor and there, between giggles provoked by the uninhibiting effects of alcohol, the action starts and then, of course, there’s a second part in the bedroom and a third in the morning. It’s wonderful… But how often is it really like this? Let’s be honest: a few times, just a very few indeed. If instead of a romantic dinner you have arranged to see your girlfriends to go on the hunt, then the story changes completely. The essence of Bacchus can play dirty tricks, especially when the prey doesn’t come up until the wee hours. The beer, the wine for dinner and the gin and tonic have suddenly morphed into a thousand beers in a den next door to the cool hangout you’ll go to. And all that without eating dinner beforehand, unless we consider a packet of crisps as a starter and some olives as a main. Already tipsy, you enter the bar in question and start drinking like there was no tomorrow. In the early hours of the morning you go out with anyone because there are no longer anybad-looking guys – just too many drinks and you are the one who has consumed them all. The usual situation is that you fall asleep in the taxi and cannot remember anything in the morning or, even worse, you get home and try to do something. Huge mistake: bad sex is worse than no sex. In this situation, and if the guy has decided to stay, the best cure for a hangover is a shag. So in that case, the alcohol has been just an excuse to have another day of bed and sofa… in very good company.

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