TALES OF EXCESS

by Dan Prince June 2016 MUSIC Read in PDF format N9/2016
TALES OF EXCESS Ibiza’s number one concierge reveals some of his clients’ most memorable moments

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A HOLLYWOOD A-lister I was looking after was throwing a party with a major amount of drugs flying around. All of a sudden the owner of the villa arrived after the villa’s neighbours had called him complaining about the noise. He wasn’t too happy about the two horses standing in his swimming pool

I have  a very rich French couple who come over every summer and trust me implicitly to choose their hookers for their threesomes

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I was woken at 6am by a
Russian billionaire entertaining
prostitutes at his villa and
needing more champagne.
He didn’t flinch at my bill of
€10,000 to arrange a delivery
of two magnums of Dom
Perignon from one of the
island’s major clubs to his
door”.

The was an England football captain one summer who was so tight with his money that he would rather travel in his friend’s boot than get a taxi.

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5

I had to take a very wasted pop star back to his
house after Space. He staggered into the living
room and promptly fell onto a huge glass table.
I had to take him to hospital where he had 18
stitches.

One afternoon at a big day club a very famous American socialite fell over completely drunk,
cutting her head open and resulting in a trip to the hospital hidden under a blanket to protect
her identity.

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7

I once had to
arrange for an
air ambulance to
collect a superstar
DJ who had walked
through a sheet
glass door and
his arm was half
hanging off. Not
ideal for a DJ.

8

There is one of
Spain’s most
famous footballers
who is so outraged
by the bar prices
in Ibiza that he
always takes a
cool box of drinks
out with him.

 

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I was meant to be taking this world-ranking tennisplayer back to the airport one morning and he had gone missing. I received a phone call from the owner of a club in San Antonio saying that my missing client was on his roof – naked.

UK’s most-loved actresses had been partying all week once gave me €3,000 telling me to drive to McDonalds and ‘buy every fucking burger they’ve got’.

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I dropped off two of the most famous supermodels on the planet at the private airport; both of them hadn’t seen a bed since they arrived four days earlier. I then had to witness the world’s biggest catfight after they were told they had too many suitcases and one of them
would have to leave some clothes behind. Meow.”

 

 

 

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